l.o.t.d

l.o.t.d. = line of the day 

at the office of course.

so today i hear "oh bailey's wife..." of which i completely missed the tail end of . 

um did i miss something? i don't have a wife...a serious girlfriend i'd like to make my wife....but alas, no wife.

other notable previous l.o.t.d. - 

"my butt hurts from occupancy" - b.s.

"balls, bowls, whatever the f* his name is" - l.d.

"excuse me? i'm daddy rolling stone" - m.m.

"in these, bullshit a** shoes? no, tell them muey muey rice" - l.d.

explanation

prompted by my girlfriend's interjection that total b.s. doesn't make sense - here is the quick and dirty and honestly there isn't a long hairy version anyway....i digress

total b.s. - b.s. are my initials and they happen to be the abbreviation of bullshit as well....DUH. come on people, it's funny. 

LAUGH

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today we moved the t.v. stand, microwave stand, microwave, end tables, coffee tables, 2 recliners, ottomans, and barstools. most is being sold at the yard-sale(s) over the next month. the rest is back at her parents house.

that means our house is in disarray. this week we are cleaning out dressers and closets hardcore and moving more small stuff. 

the office is going to be the biggest issue. 

our house is wrapped with windows, stairs, and a roof! see new pics on her blog here

it's 9:30 and bedtime.

time

moves faster every day....shit.

speaking of shit - i really need to start cleaning up this lovely mouth i have. cpg and i are moving in with her parents in a week to wait until our house is finished...our lease is up.

REO Rising, our stair team, has raised $20,000 for the american lung association and money is still coming in. today duane got a call from some higher up that wants to meet us. 

the next two - three weeks will be CHAOS. we are moving, cleaning, hauling furniture to my parents for the neighborhood yard sale, throwing things away, cleaning out closets/clothes, renting  a storage unit, hauling furniture there, working, 2 bridal showers, picking up a dress 45 minutes away, shopping for shower stuff, planning a bachelorette party (sorta), tanning bed (((i'm white))), planning a shower, and getting our parents' homes ready to either store our shit or store us. :)

i saw my cpa yesterday. i didn't cry... and i am getting over $500 back. total 180 from last year. thank god.

i need time to check on our house AND still do the other crap listing up there. 

p.s. let the record show i HATE wednesdays...how much longer is the semester?? i want my girlfriend back. 

weekend.recap.

friday night was pizza, beer, and moving my mom's dining room - new floors are being laid this week.

saturday i got a hair cut....and color. packed some of mom's office and shopped - unsuccessfully. lady with an obnoxious laugh sat beside us on our date saturday night - A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G!!! the barista at starbucks forgot i said decaf and i was up until 3 a.m. while my love slept like a baby.

today i finally found running shoes...and shorts. i also got some lightweight khakis from j.crew. 

we also decided that it is time to start packing - i loathe packing.

pieces

pieces

-i like this format better than paragraphs....or have i already said that?

-today i was told to tell people they were talking to the supervisor when i pissed them off and they ask to speak to a supervisor (((ODD)))

-ellen is on twitter and it is quite amusing click here

-our house is 1/2 framed!!!

- green rolling rock light is FANTASTIC with an even more FANTASTIC label/logo, my sweet girlfriend ordered it for me at taco mac tonight.....new fave perhaps.

people.magazine

somehow charged my account $120.76 three months after i ordered the magazine for my mom....and it has already been paid for through a different account. WTF.

of course the bitch didnt speak english and i feel bad for lashing out at her but it is total bullshit that three months after the fact i log in to my account and am WAY short.

anyways. it's over.

sake bombs and ru sans every week with my family is one of the highlights of every week.

oh, and cpg is the most patient sweet woman i know :) 

forty

that is today's flight count. there were moments i thought duane was going to kill me! it felt good to finish and be THAT close to our "goal" - climb atlanta 50 flights....RUNNING

an exchange that occurred this afternoon in the stairwell 

d- have you weighed yourself since we started doing this?

b- no i haven't

d- do you know what you weighed when we started?

b-yes 1--

my breathing is getting increasingly faster

d- well your gut is getting smaller

b- thanks d

this dialogue is totally normal and welcomed by all in our "group." i appreciate his ass kickings more than anyone else that trains with us. though i do threaten him while he is behind me pushing and commanding - don't do that, that's not helping you, use the handrail, don't use your arms to pull you up, look up so you don't get so dizzy, come on, breathe deeper, rest going down, you got this, let's go, exhale as much as you can, don't stop, you got this bailey, and on and on and on.

luckily we have hit a 5 day plateau - which really is a 4 day plateau for me (possibly). 

tomorrow there is a happy hour that i possibly have to attend which puts a damper on stair  training.

i haven't used an inhaler since our first day in the stair well back in january. 

on another note, i now wonder how much i weigh  after all of this training.

weekend...over

for some reason, i like the list format better.

checked on the house TWICE - kelli is moving back to IN saturday...it really has made cait and i sad. (((cait and mom are going to the pre-con meeting tuesday afternoon, because we have people in town at the office)))

ribs and beer saturday night and steak and beer sunday night  - not bad.

we picked up a bunch of stuff for the shower we are throwing for frenchie's wedding

jake turns two on tuesday, he is getting a fence at his new house.

it has been 75 degrees since friday - if i wasn't so white, i would have worn shorts.

tonight we watched the final episode of the L word - i'm sad it is over.

daylight savings time started today and this week will be BRUTAL....but at least it stays lighter longer.

end. 

pieces

-leggishbutt is on the road to recovery - dr. casey put a mad whoopin on it tonight.

-sake bomb was especially good tonight because i beat my daddy, even if he did LET me win!!!

-the last two or three days have felt like world war 3 was taking place in my stomach

-jason mesnick is a douche...

-i watched buses shuffle around at the grand hyatt this morning (((britney spears posse loiters near by, train and i saw mr. mohawk on our way back from lunch)))

-i haven't done the stairs in two days, i surprisingly miss it.

-cpg has been super sweet the last couple days and how do i re-pay her? tag her as the port-a-potty in a facebook picture....oops. admit it - it was funny.

-american idol is about to REALLY get started, i can't wait nor explain my fascination with the show. love it.