dear atlanta, north atlanta, and the metro atlanta area in general -
the rain and the storms on a daily basis in july are not acceptable. we have had some amount of water fall from the sky everyday for over a week. you are fucking up my jeep weather, pool weather, and my tan schedule. get-a-grip!
shifting gears:
you know that moment when playing poker that you know your hand can't be beat? yeah i have one of those hands...and i'm playing the dealer. too much information and a lack of intelligence on the other side might result in some catastrophic implosion of world war three if i don't have my retention bonus pending in my account monday afternoon. don't mess with my money....and don't short my check by ten thousand dollars and we can all go back to being frenemies until the bitter end (and i do mean bitter).
