today = aggravating, frustrating, boring, and ultimately disgusting.
i spent entirely too long at the office (bored as shit, mind you) for one reason only, got booted off the call for a false alarm, sat in traffic, and walked in on jake standing amidst 7 piles of various forms of throw up. cleaned up the 7 piles in his crate. he proceeded to then flooded the stair landing with the gallon of water he drank followed by another flood by the front door. i have spent the last hour and 15 minutes going through 2 rolls of paper towels, a gallon of fabuloso, the remaining 409 antibacterial and then lysol. my house smells like a hospital and my mood rightfully matches the fowl ass odor that has filled the two-story family room.
i am pretty sure i went from extremely pissy to fucking angry in a matter of seconds. if this damn dog doesn't stop eating grass and other yard shit we are going to have a serious issue. i don't do bodily fluids....from humans or animals and in the 5 days i've been home i've had an office full of diarrhea followed by today's vile vomit. E-N-O-U-G-H.
