not.kidding.

good grief. it is only wednesday....i feel like it should be some time next week after how long the last three days have been.

literally yesterday, when talking to SoCal, i decided that it was wednesday...then realized our evening schedules were not in line for wednesday and suddenly she forced me back to tuesday. ew.

today tom (thomas, train, sweet-t) took the brunt of my excessive force and excessive cussing. sometimes i don't have the patience required to maintain my composure after repeated episodes of bullshit. today i lost it....more than once. so after tom calmed my red ass down for the fifth time we went downstairs only to find out that it was HIS turn to buy our drinks! how is that for turning it around. today we picked starbucks sparklers....see the following PSA for more on that fiasco. thank you handsome for being my punching bag. yikes....and stop visiting the farm without me. you dick. :)

public service announcement: the starbucks sparkers are weird as hell! its some random green coffee that they flavor to taste like juice and basically t-sweezy got ripped the f off! $8 for 2. ha. sorry bout your luck...back to red bull tomorrow!!

love driving the jeep at night - last night was on the chilly side. alright it was borderline cold. if i didnt have such big muscles, i am fairly certain i would have been cold.

finally, (because i just thought of this!!) if i had a $1 for every comment i've gotten on one particular picture of SoCal dancing in the living room i could pay april's mortgage. (this could potentially be news to one ms. SoCal, if you didn't know, you do now!). my favorite so far is from my super country housekeepers. "my gosh she sure is purdy, damn she is real real purdy."